I'm still fat. I did the Elliptical Trainer today for thirty- five minutes. What sort of sick torture machine is that anyway?! At three minutes in I thought just kill me now. When I hit twenty, I cursed myself out loud with each step or glide rather. But I made it. Please don't make me go back there. The best part of my experience was accidentally walking in the men's locker room, the look on their faces was priceless.
Needless to say I was humiliated and went and hid in the woman's locker room until I was sure the gentlemen had left the building. No white breads though except of course for a little slice of pizza but that doesn't count right?
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